PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic bo